Googlism

Totally irrelevant to this blog but so hilarious that I had to put it up. $am did it and I couldn't stop laughing so did it too.

Here's what to do:
1. Go to www.googlism.com
2. Enter your name in search box for hilarious results.

Here are mine:
aditi is mrs (NO I'm not and don't intend to be! Liar Google!)
aditi is not in great shape though (Ok Google does tell the truth sometimes. Bitter truth!)
aditi is much much more than just a model (She is the ultimate role model)
aditi is a lot like microsoft (Except that I don't have hotmale)
aditi is readying the production of several highly anticipated motion pictures for a projected 2001 release (still in pre-production stage. postponed to 2021)
aditi is heaven (I like Google)
aditi is one of them (where 'them' means 'the coolest people on earth')
aditi is the heaven (again! thanks!)
aditi is the national organization for south asian dance in britain (I knew it! With my super cool moves I am now a national organisation!)
aditi is so modern (yeah she is!)
aditi is over forever (No way! I'll be back!)
aditi is still confused about her feelings for her lover (Hmmm....)
aditi is not a traditional toy company (Definitely not)
aditi is a nice gal and her beauty is ultimate (:-))
aditi is to marry houston engineer hermant rai (ok firstly, there's no way I'm gonna marry an engineer. And secondly, no way am i gonna marry someone named heRmant)
aditi is set out to rule the film world (absolute truth!)
aditi is a typical homely maharashtrian woman (absolute lies!)
aditi is different (in a good way)
aditi is considering securing a pg degree in cosmetology (whaa??? am i???)
aditi is not affiliated with any formal national organization (except for the 'National Organisation for the Coolest People in the World)
aditi is married (NO I am not and don't intend to! don't you get that? now buzz off!)
aditi is looking for venture capital funding (I don't understand venture & capital.. but yeah i am looking for funding. any offers?)
aditi is a study in contrasts (I like that!)
aditi is blim blim (ok. whatever that means)
aditi is enthusiastic about her wedding (which is to take place in her next life)
aditi is putting on a show next week (entrance fee is million pounds per head)
aditi is a student based in delhi (this data is 2 years old)
aditi is a 30 (minus 8)
aditi is a goddess from india (fall at my feet and worship me NOW)
aditi is found dead (in the arms of johnny depp who then revives her with a kiss)
aditi is a cheetah (ok this is getting weird)
aditi is the daughter of lalit and pimmi (ya try convincing my mom that she is 'pimmi'!)
aditi is conflicted (spot on!)
aditi is shy but mischievous little girl (have heard that a lot so must be true)
aditi is finally allowed her big moment and you find out that she simply can't act (yeah coz I will MAKE the film not act in it..bozo!)
aditi is not at all sure she wants to be married to hemant (actually, she is absolutely confident that she doesn't want to marry him)
aditi is left a substantial inheritance by her former music teacher malhar kamat (I have seen this film! Damn what's the name?? Tabu in it)
aditi is off having love affairs (Absolutely and completely true!)